Last year, after having roller skated/skate boarded as a young teenager and then having played 'Heavy Flo' in Vag Magazine (episodes ON1, TW2, TH3EE, 4OUR, 5IVE and S6X) I had decided I wanted to be a roller derby queen for realz BUT I couldn’t do it because I actually need health insurance to do it but I don’t have it. There are some places that let you enter w/o it but it scared me. I’m not a tree money… YET!
However I spent time reading roller derby names and decided to post my favorites in different entries.
Let’s start with my faves from the “1-9” and “symbols” list:
I’d be genuinely trying to be friends with !Wolfespit but she’d hate me.
"A" Cup Annihilator
1/2 Pint Destroy Her
These three ladies would probably scare the s out of me but I’d still be purposely firey toward them. Probably even spit 1/2 Pint Destroy Her in the face if we get into a fight.
12 Guage Tinkerbell
The only one that would probably be my equal, so we’d either work with each other or feel competitive.
2 Pack ShockHer
4-Stroke Fanny - - - WIN! WIN! WIN!
99 Problems knows that I ain’t gonna be one for her.