I LIKE YOU I LOVE YOU I HATE YOU SHOW – JULY KROMPF EDITION
Thursday JULY 29th 8-10PM @ THE CREEK - FREE
Hosted By Joe Wengert & Amey Goerlich (intro bits for everyone)
Tech by Katey Healy-Wurzburg
Stand Up: Sarah Schaefer
Stand Up: Joe Wengert
This show’s gonna rock!
I wish I could be there with the rest of Ghost Train, but I gotta work. Boo-urns
AHEM so Poop Slide is doing this show… I know! I should be gloating over this so I am.
SERIOUSLY though… I am honored and surprised that we got invited to do this show and also so INCREDIBLY EXCITED!!!! We sure hope to be up to the LOW pressure of performing with KROMPF and so many amazing teams. Come to this!!!!!!! BOOM
There was a cage in an angular (way less than 90 degrees angle), dirty corner in a room, I had to change the water and food of this cage with nothing but taxidermy-preserved large birds. I wondered why someone would cover a weird corner with a cage that has dead birds in it. Instead of the beautiful-but-creepy Guacamayas I would’ve built a shelf or a cabinet specially designed for it, it would’ve been yellow and light blue with white details, I thought.
While thinking this I suddenly I realized that the birds were changing position even though they were dead. This was odd even for this dream (not scary just odd) so I looked up to see what the birds were hanging from and there it was: our talking dog, a beautifully white-and-short furry fellow. He turned and I asked if he would bite me. He shook his head. -Are you a girl? -Yes. So I proceeded to rub his belly. The reason I keep calling it ‘he’ is that to me, all of this time, she was a he (and eventually I could see male parts).
I asked about the cage and why he’s up there, in the upper side of it, not getting food or anything and he turned and said -I know, right? Sometimes I feel like I am nothing and people of this house just owns me to show they can own a dog and I feel so depressed, don’t you ever get depressed? I do, you seem like you would get depressed… Are you okay?- And I wasn’t okay because this dog really made me sad in a good way. We connected.